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yourheartofgoldturnedplatinum:

a boy i dated like two years ago just posted a status on facebook about how much he loves his girlfriend but last night he messaged me saying he misses me and if he ever got the chance he wouldnt hesitate to try and kiss me again and i have all the screenshots of that conversation that i am fully capable of sending to his girlfriend i have this kid right by the balls and i am holding the screenshots for the ransom of 25 taco bell chalupas 

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laughing-llama:

gaytectives:

wesley-crusher:

raven-ehtar:

sniffleheim:

ofabeautifulnight:

having to dumb down your knowledge of celebrities in front of people

having to dumb down your knowledge of fictional characters in front of people

having to dumb down your knowledge in front of people

having to in front of people

people

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why do we always end up back here

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ibmblr:

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joelmillers:

coldwarqueer:

in russian they dont say “i love you” they say “пожирать плоть капиталистов” which means “we are one and the same” and i think thats beautiful

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ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

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I liked that video, it was a good Phil video

Dan on Phil’s new video

such a supportive bae ^^

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communistbakery:

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6

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British Youtubers for The Telegraphy

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